It’s Honestly Not My Fault
Saturday, November 28th, 2009I feel so enlightened now. I was reading the other day in some woman’s magazine at the doctor’s office and learned a lot about cellulite. Did you know that cellulite can be caused by a high stress lifestyle? I didn’t know that! So, now I can blame my need for cellulite therapy on my dimpled thighs and arms on my boss! He puts me into extremely stressful situations at work. I can also blame my children when they start arguing over who’s turn it is to use the remote control. I can blame it on my husband when he starts complaining about the high cost of the groceries. It’s not my fault.